Going to mostly go over the changes from last week’s article. I don’t make these tiers, the computer does, so don’t blame me. I’ll mark significant (but not all) changes in parentheses.
We’re Going to Playoffs (Tier 1)
Some changes already in the top tier. Pumaskulls locking down their spot and Surfers dropping into the tier below.
TGIF – 100%
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 75% (+7) | 0% | 24% | 1% | 0% | 0% |
TGIF took the W and got a little bit closer to locking up their first place seed.
Dreadmetal Pumaskulls – 100%
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 24% (-1) | 0% | 60% | 16% | 0% | 0% |
Pumaskulls got the win which upped their 3/4 seed spots, but couldn’t make enough ground on TGIF and lost a bit of a chance to catch the #1 spot.
We’re probably going to Playoffs (Tier 2)
4 teams for 4 playoff spots. These teams are either duking it out for the top of the misfits, or one of the wild card spots.
Butthole Surfers – 90% (-6)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 1% | 0% | 16% | 51% | 16% | 7% |
Surfers still down quite a bit but still have excellent odds to make it to playoffs thanks to their point total. They’ve surpassed Pumaskulls for the #3 points spot and just need a win to stay on top of a large pile of wildcards.
Shenanihads – 78% (+16)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% | 45% (+10) | 0% | 3% | 18% | 12% |
Shenanihads moving above Boomers and looking even more likely to retain the division lead. They’ll need to keep winning to keep a lead on Shittysauruses who have a good point lead over them, and Giant Octopus who are currently tied with wins.
Shittysauruses – 63% (+11)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% | 37% | 0% | 4% | 7% | 15% |
Shittysauruses got an important win over the Narwhals and now look a lot more likely to make playoffs. They’ll need to continuing winning as they’re currently one win behind a lot of the wild card teams.
Boomers – 57% (-23)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% (-2) | 0% | 0% (-4) | 13% | 23% (-14) | 21% |
Boomers took the L and put up a pretty abysmal score which knocks them way down to the current 6 seed. They’ll need to make up a lot of ground to stay in the playoff race, and the odds of getting back on top of the division are gone.
Probably not going to Playoffs but at least there’s a chance (Tier 3)
These teams are still outside the top dogs but thanks to wins or decent point totals might have a chance.
Giant Octopus – 47% (+15)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% | 15% | 0% | 4% | 9% | 19% |
Giant Octopus pulled out another lucky win and now have almost a coin flips odds of making it to playoff despite being the absolute worst team in points. Currently tied for first in the division, a few more lucky wins could have them grab the #2 seed.
Rusty Narwhals – 34% (-13)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% | 3% (-14) | 0% | 4% | 9% | 19% |
The Narwhals aren’t out of it yet, but have a much less clear path to making it. They’ll need to rack up two more wins to close out the season and hope for either a lot of points, or the teams ahead of them performing pretty bad.
The Nibblonians – 30% (+19)
| One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six |
| 0% | 0% | 0% | 6% | 12% (+8) | 11% (+5) |
Nibblonians pulled off a huge upset win and scored a bucket of points. This gives them the biggest gain of the week and has them with a real outside chance of sneaking into playoffs. The road won’t be easy against TGIF and Pumaskulls, but makes the story that much better.
We’re eliminated (or almost)
Some teams possibly heading for the toilet bowl. Not going to spend a ton of time talking about them, but Mega Shark is the only one that has a slight window of a chance (1%). They’ll face off against Shittysaurses in this week to try and get back in it.
Nice recap.