Owner: Matt P.
Years Active: 9 (2010-2014, 2017-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 0
Bo Bowl Appearances: 1 (2019)
Playoff Appearances: 2 (2018, 2019)
Playoff Record: 1-2
Win Percentage: 46.27%
Total Points: 15590.45
Best Season: 12-1
Worst Season: 3-10
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mega Shark | Black Market Bakers | 0-2 | 2 | 0 |
| Mega Shark | Butthole Surfers | 2-5 | 7 | 28.57 |
| Mega Shark | Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | 5-8 | 13 | 38.46 |
| Mega Shark | Giant Octopus | 4-6 | 10 | 40 |
| Mega Shark | Lucky Unicorns | 0-2 | 2 | 0 |
| Mega Shark | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 7-8 | 15 | 46.67 |
| Mega Shark | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 4-6 | 10 | 40 |
| Mega Shark | Randy Savage Macho Men | 0-4 | 4 | 0 |
| Mega Shark | Robot Unicorn | 4-5 | 9 | 44.44 |
| Mega Shark | Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders | 3-4 | 7 | 42.86 |
| Mega Shark | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 7-5 | 12 | 58.33 |
| Mega Shark | Springfield Atoms | 7-2 | 9 | 77.78 |
| Mega Shark | Team GoInsanelyFast | 5-5 | 10 | 50 |
| Mega Shark | The Fluffy Bunnies | 8-5 | 13 | 61.54 |
| Mega Shark | The Nibblonians | 4-3 | 7 | 57.14 |
| Mega Shark | The Rusty Narwhals | 2-2 | 4 | 50 |