Owner: Austin B.
Years Active: 12 (2010-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 3 (2010, 2018, 2020)
Bo Bowl Appearances: 3 (2010, 2018, 2020)
Playoff Appearances: 7 (2010, 2014, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2020, 2021)
Playoff Record: 5-3
Win Percentage: 57.41%
Total Points: 19043.31
Best Season: 11-3
Worst Season: 4-9
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Black Market Bakers | 2-0 | 2 | 100 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Butthole Surfers | 6-3 | 9 | 66.67 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Giant Octopus | 6-11 | 17 | 35.29 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Lucky Unicorns | 1-0 | 1 | 100 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Mega Shark | 8-5 | 13 | 61.54 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 6-13 | 19 | 31.58 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 9-4 | 13 | 69.23 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Randy Savage Macho Men | 8-2 | 10 | 80 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Robot Unicorn | 6-4 | 10 | 60 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders | 3-4 | 7 | 42.86 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 7-8 | 15 | 46.67 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Springfield Atoms | 9-4 | 13 | 69.23 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | Team GoInsanelyFast | 12-4 | 16 | 75 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | The Fluffy Bunnies | 6-4 | 10 | 60 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | The Nibblonians | 1-3 | 4 | 25 |
| Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | The Rusty Narwhals | 3-0 | 3 | 100 |