Owner: Martin L.
Years Active: 12 (2010-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 0
Bo Bowl Appearances: 1 (2013)
Playoff Appearances: 2 (2013, 2016)
Playoff Record: 1-2
Win Percentage: 33.95%
Total Points: 16654.79
Best Season: 9-5
Worst Season: 2-12
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Springfield Atoms | Black Market Bakers | 0-1 | 1 | 0 |
| Springfield Atoms | Butthole Surfers | 2-3 | 5 | 40 |
| Springfield Atoms | Columbia Songbirds | 2-1 | 3 | 66.67 |
| Springfield Atoms | Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | 4-9 | 13 | 30.77 |
| Springfield Atoms | Giant Octopus | 6-14 | 20 | 30 |
| Springfield Atoms | Lucky Unicorns | 1-0 | 1 | 100 |
| Springfield Atoms | Mega Shark | 2-7 | 9 | 22.22 |
| Springfield Atoms | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 7-7 | 14 | 50 |
| Springfield Atoms | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 7-11 | 18 | 38.89 |
| Springfield Atoms | Randy Savage Macho Men | 2-7 | 9 | 22.22 |
| Springfield Atoms | Robot Unicorn | 3-8 | 11 | 27.27 |
| Springfield Atoms | Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders | 0-4 | 4 | 0 |
| Springfield Atoms | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 7-8 | 15 | 46.67 |
| Springfield Atoms | Team GoInsanelyFast | 3-14 | 17 | 17.65 |
| Springfield Atoms | The Fluffy Bunnies | 5-7 | 12 | 41.67 |
| Springfield Atoms | The Nibblonians | 3-3 | 6 | 50 |
| Springfield Atoms | The Rusty Narwhals | 1-3 | 4 | 25 |