Owner: Justin P.
Years Active: 12 (2010-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 1 (2012)
Bo Bowl Appearances: 5 (2010, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2020)
Playoff Appearances: 7 (2010, 2012, 2014, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021)
Playoff Record: 6-6
Win Percentage: 54.94%
Total Points: 19691.08
Best Season: 11-2
Worst Season: 4-10
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Giant Octopus | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 3-7 | 10 | 30 |
| Giant Octopus | Springfield Atoms | 12-6 | 18 | 66.67 |
| Giant Octopus | Butthole Surfers | 0-3 | 3 | 0 |
| Giant Octopus | Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | 10-6 | 16 | 62.5 |
| Giant Octopus | The Fluffy Bunnies | 10-4 | 14 | 71.43 |
| Giant Octopus | Lucky Lephrechauns | 1-0 | 1 | 100 |
| Giant Octopus | Randy Savage Macho Men | 3-4 | 7 | 42.86 |
| Giant Octopus | Mega Shark | 4-3 | 7 | 57.14 |
| Giant Octopus | The Nibblonians | 4-0 | 4 | 100 |
| Giant Octopus | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 6-6 | 12 | 50 |
| Giant Octopus | Robot Unicorn | 7-2 | 9 | 77.78 |
| Giant Octopus | The Rusty Narwhals | 1-2 | 3 | 33.33 |
| Giant Octopus | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 4-10 | 14 | 28.57 |
| Giant Octopus | Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders | 2-3 | 5 | 40 |
| Giant Octopus | Columbia Songbirds | 1-3 | 4 | 25 |
| Giant Octopus | Team GoInsanelyFast | 9-8 | 17 | 52.94 |