Owner: Janah R.
Years Active: 3 (2019-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 0
Bo Bowl Appearances: 0
Playoff Appearances: 2 (2019, 2021)
Playoff Record: 0-1
Win Percentage: 50.00%
Total Points: 5937.56
Best Season: 8-6
Worst Season: 6-7
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Rusty Narwhals | Butthole Surfers | 1-2 | 3 | 33.33 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | 0-3 | 3 | 0 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Giant Octopus | 3-3 | 6 | 50 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Mega Shark | 2-2 | 4 | 50 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 1-2 | 3 | 33.33 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 2-1 | 3 | 66.67 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 3-1 | 4 | 75 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Springfield Atoms | 3-1 | 4 | 75 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | Team GoInsanelyFast | 1-2 | 3 | 33.33 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | The Fluffy Bunnies | 2-1 | 3 | 66.67 |
| The Rusty Narwhals | The Nibblonians | 2-2 | 4 | 50 |