Owner: Ryan R.
Years Active: 6 (2016-present)
Bo Bowl Championships: 2 (2017, 2019)
Bo Bowl Appearances: 2 (2017, 2019)
Playoff Appearances: 4 (2016, 2017, 2019, 2020)
Playoff Record: 5-2
Win Percentage: 56.25%
Total Points: 11018.64
Best Season: 11-2
Worst Season: 1-13
All Time Records
| Team | Opponent | Record | Total Games | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Butthole Surfers | Black Market Bakers | 1-1 | 2 | 50 |
| Butthole Surfers | Columbia Songbirds | 1-0 | 1 | 100 |
| Butthole Surfers | Dreadmetal Pumaskulls | 3-6 | 9 | 33.33 |
| Butthole Surfers | Giant Octopus | 3-1 | 4 | 75 |
| Butthole Surfers | Mega Shark | 5-2 | 7 | 71.43 |
| Butthole Surfers | Nellis A.F.B. Boomers | 5-4 | 9 | 55.56 |
| Butthole Surfers | Philadelphia Shenanihads | 5-1 | 6 | 83.33 |
| Butthole Surfers | Randy Savage Macho Men | 1-1 | 2 | 50 |
| Butthole Surfers | Robot Unicorn | 3-1 | 4 | 75 |
| Butthole Surfers | Shelbyville Shittysauruses | 2-4 | 6 | 33.33 |
| Butthole Surfers | Springfield Atoms | 3-2 | 5 | 60 |
| Butthole Surfers | Team GoInsanelyFast | 4-2 | 6 | 66.67 |
| Butthole Surfers | The Fluffy Bunnies | 4-5 | 9 | 44.44 |
| Butthole Surfers | The Nibblonians | 3-4 | 7 | 42.86 |
| Butthole Surfers | The Rusty Narwhals | 2-1 | 3 | 66.67 |